Mark Twain (1835-1910) is the pseudonym with which the popular American writer, speaker and humorist was known Samuel Langhorne Clemens. His ingenuity and satire received praise from the critics of the time, and made friends with several American presidents, artists, powerful industrialists and even European royalty. He wrote highly successful works such as The Prince and the Pauper or A Yankee in the court of King Arthur, but is known mostly for his novel Tom Sawyer's adventures and its sequel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Today we have compiled for you the best phrases of Marc Twain to delight you with his ingenuity.
Famous quotes Mark Twain
It is easier to deceive people than to convince them that they have been deceived.
Getting started is the secret of getting ahead.
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
Goodness is the language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Heaven is won by favors. If it were for merit, you would stay outside and your dog would enter.
The name of the greatest of all inventors: Accident.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
The banker is a man who lends us the umbrella when it is sunny and demands it when it starts to rain.
Everyone is like the moon, it has a dark side that never shows anyone.
Age is an interpretation of the mind on matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The fear of death follows the fear of life. A man who lives fully is willing to die at any time.
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
No one gets rid of a habit or vice by throwing it out of the window at once; you have to take it down the stairs, step by step.
If you don't read the newspaper, you are poorly informed. If you read the newspaper, you are poorly informed.
Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
All you need in this life is ignorance and trust; Then success is assured.
Stay away from people trying to lessen your ambitions. Little people always do that, but really big people who feel like you, who can also become big.
If you take a hungry dog and make it prosperous, it won't bite you. This is the main difference between a dog and the man.
Always do what is right. You will gratify half of humanity and surprise the other.
Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you want.
I've lived some terrible things in my life, many of which never really happened.
You cannot trust your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The worst loneliness is not being comfortable with yourself.
The problem is not in dying for a friend, but in the search for a friend it is worth dying.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than to open it and confirm it.
I did not attend your funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approve it.
God created war for Americans to learn geography.
Few things are harder to bear than the trouble of a good example.
The best way to encourage yourself is to try to encourage someone else.
It was gratifying to be able to respond promptly, and I did. I told him I didn't know.
To get the total value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
The difference between the right word and the almost correct word, is the difference between lightning and a firefly.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government, when it deserves it.
Wrinkles are limited to indicate where the smiles have had.
The truth is more strange than fiction, but it is because fiction is bound to stick to the possibilities; Not really.
Of all animals, man is the only one who is cruel. He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing so.
I do not fear death. It has existed for billions and billions of years before I was born, and I had not had the slightest inconvenience.
The books are for people who want to be somewhere else.
What would men do without women? little sir ...
The most interesting information comes from children, because they say everything they know, and then stop.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Do not let go of your illusions. When they are gone they can still exist, but you have stopped living.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet pours on the heel of the one who has crushed it.
Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to do it.
Soap and education are not as effective as a massacre, but they are more lethal in the long run.
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
I never allowed the school to hinder my education.
I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
Let us live in such a way that when we die, even those of the funeral home will regret it.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you to their level and then they will beat you with the experience.
Always act correctly. This will reassure some people and amaze the rest.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Gratitude is a debt that normally accumulates, as happens with blackmail: you pay more and more are asked.
Anger is an acid that can do more damage to the container in which it is stored, than to anything on which it is poured.
I have discovered that there is no safer way to know if you like people or hate them than traveling with them.
A thousand excuses and not a good reason.
The two most important days of your life are the day you are born and the day to find out why.
To get all the juice to a joy, you have to have someone to share it with.
Of all the creatures of God, there is only one who cannot become a slave to the belt. That is the cat. If the man could cross the cat, the man would improve, but the cat would deteriorate.
Today I saw a really amazing thing: a person with their hands in their own pockets.
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakable desirable.
There are two occasions when man should not bet: when he has no money and when he has it.
Reality can be hit with enough imagination.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I have done it thousands of times.
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Everyone drinks water.
A banker is a man who lends us the umbrella when it is sunny and demands it from us when it rains.
A half truth is the coward of lies.
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